I'm looking for a special and unique friend who can brighten my day and I hope I can return the favor as well. (smile)
My name is Jason, I enjoy long walks around the track under the moonlight and dinners reserved in only the finest and most elegant five-star chow halls for me and my friends. (smile)
I'm not the usual deadbeat you're probably use to meeting. I have a high paying job and make a whopping 8 cents an hour. (smile) I know you're probably saying, "How did I get so lucky" and are adding up figures with your calculator. Rich and a great personality - what more could you ask for? (smile) Best of all I'm a Gemini and today must be my lucky day because my horoscope says love is in the air. (smile) So lets hope it's talking about you and not one of these big scary looking guys in here with me who is named Bubba and starting to wink at me right now. (smile)
Sometimes friendships are found in the most unlikely places. I was talking about me and you, not me and Bubba. (smile) If you think this is you I look forward to hearing from you soon. I will respond to all letters for a true friend is priceless and extremely hard to find. (smile) Like a wise man once said, "Life is short"! So stop wasting time and start writing me.
Your New Friend,