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31 year old male in White Deer, PA

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Three-hundred-fifty words isn't a lot of room to tell people about yourself. So I will just listed a couple of adjectives; brave, smart, hysterical ( not just funny, I am objectively laugh-out-loud hysterical. My mom told me so, so it must be true), super good looking, obviously sarcastic, and totally bored. I think boredom more than anything made me want to try out this site. Prison is Groundhog Day. It is the same thing over and over and over again. Nothing ever changes. So, like I said, you get bored. (some) People, however, are interesting. And I wanted to chance to meet those people, people like you. To get a chance to see what people on the outside are doing, and to hear about their lives, people who actually have something worth saying. I guess there are tons of things people like putting on their profiles. But I don't like candlelit dinners. I'm not going to be taking walks on beaches at sunset. What I do want to do is BBQ with friends, have a couple of beers, and do things that are actually fun instead of writing some BS in order to make people think they want to write me Real is real, right? So tell me about yourself, let me know what kind of things you like doing, and what makes your life fun. I don't care who writes me, I am not looking for a specific type of person, I am not trying to exclude people because they are black, white or purple. Are you a conjoined twin? Cool I have questions. Some of them might be a little off-color, but come on if YOU were talking to someone with two heads wouldn't YOU have some crazy questions? Like what it's like going to the bathroom, or who gets to decide what you are eating? See now that's INTERESTING. But don't worry, if your life is more mundane it is still cool. I will talk to EVERYONE! So feel free to write me, and I will keep you entertained, mwahahaha ;P

About Me

Jacob Brisbin
Name: Jacob Brisbin
Sex: Male
DOB: 1986-08-01
Ethnicity: Caucasian/White
Height: 5 ft 5 in.
Weight: 165
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color: Blue
Sexual Orientation: Straight
People I'm Willing to Write: Anyone
On Death Row: No
Crime for which incarcerated:
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Release Date: 2044-12-13

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Jacob Brisbin #12811-030
USP Allenwood
P.O. Box 3000
White Deer PA 17887 US Send E-Mail