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There is never a dull moment with me. I have a personality that will keep you laughing. I'm perceptive and insightful, and I offer a unique perspective on life. Most importantly, I'm considerate, kind, caring, and a friend who will be there for you when you need me most.

I'm tenacious and goal-driven. I know what I want in life, and I do what it takes to get it. I spend a lot of time planning total world domination, so be prepared for that. I'm a college student in my first year of a two-year program. Some of my interests are finance, comedy, philosophy, and business development. I'm open-minded and looking forward to exploring any other topic with you. Also, I have a job, and I take care of myself. I don't need or want your stinking money.

To be clear, I'm not here for a relationship. I'm just looking to meet interesting people. By interesting, I mean weird. By weird, I mean you. Yes, you're weird, so am I, embrace it. I'm hoping to build genuine friendships or fleeting ones; it's your choice. I'm up for profound conversation or convenient entertainment. Both have their value to me.

Well, looks like I checked all the boxes: Corny? Check. Desperate? Check. Tell strangers more about me than I tell my mother? Double check. Whaddaya know? I'm already having fun. Give it a chance and shoot me a message.

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