Hey y'all, I'm Alex, and I'm searching for my bestie! So if you meet the following qualifications, hit me up: - upbeat - can take a joke - can hand out jokes - are motivated. And lastly, but most importantly: - love dogs (because let's be real, if you don't like dogs, you are evil)
A lil' about me: I came in as a young whippersnapper but am somehow getting out in my mid-30s. Lol. I've been down since McDonald's introduced a Dollar Menu, and now I have under a year left. Luckily, I'm well preserved from all the naps, and I can be pretty immature--it keeps me youthful. When I was out, I had a Pomeranian named Popo (he's recently passed, RIP to my fluff ball). My favorite movie is Lilo and Stitch, because I, too, am a misunderstood lil monster (can't wait to see the live-action). I am an avid yoga enthusiast. I've been doing it for most of the time I've been here, but still can't touch my damn toes (I think I'm doing it wrong).
And I love stuffed-crust Hawaiian pizza, an ocean's breeze, and my momma, in that order. Sorry, ma, I missed some pizza. Most days, I wake up to a strong cup of coffee and a whispered prayer. I go on to commit many, many sins, in novel and quite creative ways. Then I say my Hail Marys before I go to sleep and try to do better the next day. Most days, I fail, but I wake up every morning with the best of intentions. What a wonderful life it is. :)
If I sound like your bestie, hit me up on the Securustech website or app. Just remember to message me first, or your contact won't pop up on my side. Come on, don't be chicken...And smile: It looks good on you :D
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