The website is called Pen A Con. When you use a pencil, then what?…LOL. I’m sorry. I’m very corny at times. Since you’re reading, I should give you some insight on me, right?... My name is Anthony J. Housey Sr. Yes, I have a 3-year-old mini replica of me. He’s the air to my lungs! (Babymomma problem?) Nah, I promise. I’m 5’12”, with light brown eyes and a big bald head. My birthday is January 17. I’ll be 24…Are you probably thinking 24 and bald? Eh, a curse from my father. Moving past. I’m from South Carolina. I came up here because…eh, never mind. Anyway, I’m incarcerated for a gun. Ugh. Good news: I will come home on September 15, 2025, or maybe sooner. I’ll wrap this up with a simple “wink” and hope to hear from you soon!
P.S. I’m a blue-collared boy
Translation
I’m a country boy. Let’s go mudding.
Crime incarcerated for: