Once upon a time...I zigged when I should have zagged, bobbed when I meant to weave, and here I am. But not for too much longer...The best case is for a little over a year, and the worst case is till Taylor Swift's 38th birthday, for all you "Swifties."
I was born in Florida and raised in "WISCO," but I always return to Florida as often as possible because it matches my personality vibe a bit more than the North does. My address says Maryland only because our mail is sent there before being sent to where I really am, which is Wisconsin.
Sports and music basically control my life. Spoiler Alert: I'm also a fan of food and air, but the soundtrack to my life is Anything Drake, Chris Brown, or Morgan Wallen.
If you already know me, then you know Humor is about as important and essential to me as that aforementioned food and air stuff. Not all are blessed with a quick wit, but it is probably the main thing that attracts me and keeps my attention.
I'll worry about making up for lost or stolen time rather than when that time comes. But for now, whether you're here for a season or here for a reason, lookin' for a good time or a long time. If this all sounds like something you could get with, hit me up. If you're looking for some interesting conversations, you're barking up the right tree.
I'm a lot of things, but forgettable isn't one of them.
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