Prison sucks. It's even more frustrating when you don't have a female to talk to. I'm not even allowed to flirt with the woman who works inside the prison I'm in. How I wish...well, the movie "Baby Girl" with Nicole Kidman describes me since I was around 13. Lucky me. The handsome devil has a release date of September 11th, 2029. I don't want any of your hard-earned money. My family (Mother, brother, and sister) lives in Phoenix, and even though they're on the West Coast, they make sure I don't go without. Ever.
I desire and hope for a woman's attention. I just need a woman I can focus on—a woman I can reach out to and talk to. I'm a simple man. Those are my needs. I need you. Whoever and wherever you are. You can be 40+, 50, 55. I'm not young and getting no younger. Would you give me some of your time now for all my time later? You can be tall, short, nerdy, Catholic, gothic, Jewish, Scottish, a cop, a nurse, milf, slim plain Jane, thick with some Spanx, German, couch potato, atheist, glasses or not, 100 pounds or 250, a Trump supporter, gamer, or an American. If you're willing to give us a chance, I'm eager to go out of my way to make sure you know it was worth what I wouldn't do for a cup of Starbucks.
P.S. I'm a Scorpio
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