Help! I am entrapped in a nightmarish environment inescapably plagued by an unrelenting ignorance and developmental stagnation so putrescent and asphyxiating that intelligent, authentic human interaction is rendered a virtual impossibility. Desperately hoping to remedy this agonizing deprivation, I seek intellectual companionship with someone reflective and insightful who possesses a balanced affinity for the arts and sciences and is intimate with the inherent capriciousness and cruelty of existence.

My educational repertoire encompasses several fields, from psychology and philosophy to the physical and biomedical sciences. Other than shamelessly binging on cheesy reruns of South Park and The Big Bang Theory, my interests are as eccentric as they are eclectic: music theory and classical piano, the neuropsychology of autism and Asperger's syndrome, personality disorders, mathematics, cosmology, pharmacology, and all things India.

While I've always been gifted regarding academic pursuits, life's perpetual inauthenticity has denied me the same satisfaction from people. Exacerbating this is my forced cohabitation with misogynistic, Trump-loving troglodytes who unapologetically brandish two-digit IQs. Needless to say, in the cerebrally comatose realm of incarceration, my insatiable appetite for intellectual enrichment and connection remains achingly undernourished.

So, if you are amongst the tiny sliver of humanity who hasn't given up on meaningful exchanges of thought, then please rescue me from my torturous immersion in this existentially nauseating cesspool of delusion and aesthetic lifelessness. I yearn longingly for the elusive opportunity to develop communication that is both enlightening and ingenuous. One can never have too much of that.

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