A little about me
well, I'm slow, I have buck teeth, missing one finger and two toes, hate hard candies, I have Multiple personalities, got to seventh grade, i can read a little but have horrible vision, I spell everything backwards, I dislike kittens and puppies, missing quite a few teeth and i believe i have halitosis, i speak pig latin, i have ingrown toe nails, I got love handles, cant play sports except ping pong which i suck at, I dont celebrate holidays, im unlucky, i have a 3 1/2 inch vertical, my hair is falling out, im poor, i cant drive, dont know how to swim, im scared of heights- the dark-spiders-small dogs-big cats-anything that smells like fish- all my exs- scary movies- octopuses and clowns that laugh loud, im mean and ugly and have no sense of humor and i never lie except for when i say i never lie. wanna be my friend ?
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