Hello, all you happy people!
My name is Thomas Moore, and I am both an entrepreneur and a hopeless romantic. Let's talk business first. I crochet, knit, and thread. For the past years, I have been searching for a trustworthy and reliable outlet for my wears. I put myself here, and it is my responsibility not to be a burden on society or my family. If there is anyone out there willing to help me help myself, it would be greatly appreciated.
As for the hopeless romantic part, I enjoy long moonlit walks by the water and a well-aged toilet wine. The best part is that I'm already housebroken. Before I went to prison, I served in the US Army. I enjoy cooking, playing the guitar, and drawing. I like these things as they give me a chance to put some beauty back into an otherwise ugly world!
Crime incarcerated for: