Hopeless romantic, (super) lonely in prison, looking for a girlfriend or six, just kidding!!! I’d like TWENTY, but FIVE would be fine. Seriously, just joking. I want exactly seventeen girlfriends. ALRIGHT, enough of that. Stupid little jokes aside, ONE legit girlfriend is all I really want. Your location/nationality/ethnicity doesn’t matter, but no BBW or plus-size ladies, please. Sorry, I like “skinny” girlies, no offense. Everybody has a preference. Just not into bigger ladies myself. A warning too, I cuss…ALOT.

So I’m a musician (drummer, composer), unpublished novelist, and artist (drawing, painting, sculpting). Constantly writing novels/music, and drawing. Have over two dozen songs written, minus lyrics and guitar solos, and 5 novels written, working on three others, waiting to publish when I hopefully get paroled on July 14th, 2029. Also designing video games and writing screenplays for movies.

I’m VERY artistic and creative, and I’m pretty much guaranteed to eventually become rich (and famous, though I really don’t care about fame at all) rockstar, author, video game designer, and filmmaker, and build up my own stupid little “multimedia entertainment empire” if/when I make it out of prison. I’m both willing AND eager to talk about that stuff, my music, novels, video game and movie ideas, my plans to get rich and build on my own “multimedia entertainment empire” with all that stuff. I have it ALL planned out, step by step. Willing to talk about anything and everything beyond that stuff, too, of course.

Love tattoos (you DON’T have to have any though) and kind of a nerd, as I like fantasy/sci-fi/anime stuff, but I especially love horror media, old AND new. Spiritual, but not religious at all, and kind of goofy weirdo who likes to make people laugh. Stupidly romantic in a world where that’s not a thing anymore and nobody seems to appreciate it, which sucks. Still romantic regardless. Just part of my nature, I guess. Maybe one of you ladies reading this actually likes when a guy is romantic in a not-dweeby way, like I am.

Anyways, I’m a MAJOR music maniac (and musician, as previously mentioned) and major Rock/Heavy Metal fan (favorite bands are Slipknot, Lamb of God, Cradle of Filth, Heaven Shall Burn, Slayer, Cannibal Corpse, Sum 41) but I like music from MANY genres. Not a rap/hip-hop fan though. Some of my favorite songs (no particular order) outside those bands, just mention/other heavy stuff are (give ‘em a listen if ya feel like it)-
“Aura Lee” by The Romantic Sound Orchestra
“Paper Lung” by Underoath
“The Levy” by From First to Last
“One More Time” by Korn
“Fade to Black” by Metallica
“I Only Want to Be With You” by The Tourists
“Can’t Smile Without You” by Barry Manilow
“Green Green Grass of Home” by Ajax
“Vera Lee” by Insane Clown Posse
“Story of My Life” by Social Distortion
“Mr. Brightside” by The Killers
“Karma Chameleon” by Culture Club
“Boulevard of Broken Dreams” by Green Day
“Whatsername” by Green Day
“James” by The Bangles
“Deep” by Anathema

So yeah, I like a wide variety of music, but outside of heavy stuff, mostly atmospheric, melodic, and/or sad stuff really speaks to me for some reason. Whatever, I like what I like, and I’m not ashamed of it. YOU don’t personally have to like any of I liked to get along with me, by the way. Just sharing my favorite not-super-heavy music, so whoever gets an idea of how diverse my musical tastes are. You can tell A LOT about someone by their favorite music, so sharing that is my way of letting you see what kind of person I am.

Willing to write physical letters if that’s your thing, but messaging on the GettingOut app is quicker and cheaper. I’d like to do messaging through GettingOut at least a little, though I really like talking on the phone A LOT, but what I REALLY love doing is video visits. I’d pay for ‘em.

Please send a pic of yourself and your phone number if you wanna be my pen pal, whether you send a letter or add me on GettingOut.

Well, that’s it. Hopefully, just ONE of you pretty, slender little ladies (anywhere) out there is looking for a romantic relationship with a convict and just read all this silly crap and wanna hit me up. Don’t be shy, I won’t bite—WAIT, yes I do! But not THAT hard! Unless you’re INTO that, lol.

Alright, I’m done. Hit me up if you want a playful, fun, stupidly romantic artist, writer, and musician to talk to, get to know, and possibly start something with. Alright, peace out, pretty little ladies, bye.

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