Hey, Mr. Right? Yes You! I'm the one you've been waiting to find. Congratulations! You found me! If I were you, I'd buy a lottery ticket right now. Clearly, your luck is changing. I am hard to catch unless you're the police (of course). Speaking of catches, here it is. Remember what I said about being the one you've been waiting for? Well, you might have to wait a bit longer due to my situation here. With that being said, this month is on point in every aspect, so take it however you'd like and contact me on the Gettingout website or app, or mail me a letter... I'll be here waiting!
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