Hi, I'm the playful pet nerd that didn't know you needed. Around you, I'm quick to listen and laugh. If I'm not playing bridge at the family gathering, I'm probably arguing with someone's mother-in-law, Karen, who's questioning her life choices. Outside of the fantasy that's you, my favorite fantasy writers are George R. R. Martin, Brandon Sanderson, Sarah J. Maas, and Karen Marie Moning.
If your boyfriend isn't treating you right, I want to hear all about it while I give you ideas to break his heart. To the nerd daddies, I am better than you in Magic: The Gathering. If you think differently, why aren't we messaging yet? To the nerd ladies, why are we not breaking your best friend's heart yet? On a serious note, you do matter, so I encourage you to bring your genuine self to the table. Bring your favorite cup of coffee with some peppermint candy, too, because you deserve it.
P.S. Eggs are my favorite food. I prefer them scrambled, but I will eat them sunny side up if I must.
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