Ever wonder what it would be like to date Will Ferral from the movie "Get Hard"? Well, here's your chance! I'm looking for a shotgun rider to play DJ, an adventure buddy, someone who appreciates a hopeless romantic, and someone to share a 2-for-$20 at Applebee's! Life is meant to be lived! I enjoy kayaking, zip-lining, laser tag, dancing (I want to take couples classes), haunted houses, live music of all genres, four-wheeling, painting, and beta-testing a few escape rooms. I am legit trained in full-body massages, hot rocks, fire massage, cupping, deep tissue, tens unit, etc. I'm a Cancer if you follow that. As a tradesman, I can help incarcerated men find a new path as a welding tutor. Teaching has given me a sense of purpose for the past 17 years. I've been learning Spanish/Arabic, writing poetry, drawing, painting, reading, and working out 1-3 times a week. Balance is a must in all things. You don't have to be the smartest, the most beautiful, or anything. Just appreciate the small things, dance with me in the kitchen, and sing all our favorite songs. At the end of the day, I'm just looking for Pam to my Jim. Bonus points if you can drive manual or can tell me exactly what Usher was doing at 7 o'clock on the dot! May the odds be ever in your favor!

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