I’m trying to turn my life around, so I’m looking for someone who's good for me. I want something real, so if you want me, just know that I’m looking for a nice suburban man who is searching for their special someone, their other half, the love of their life. Someone who is more than ready to settle down and also dreams of making a life, having a wife, a baby, the white picket fence (with a yellow dog and everything)! I figure it’s time to start looking for someone to make a future with. Fun facts about me: Never have I ever gone skinny dipping. I’m really short, and I have wayyy too much energy for my little size. I’m 23 years young, and yes, my favorite color is pink, even at my ripe age. I tend to go for people a bit older than I am because I strongly dislike the existential wrongness of my generation. What else? I’m one of the rare souls who still has all of their teeth intact, which is pretty cool if you ask me. Enough about me, I’m ready to hear about you. What I look for in a man: loyalty above all else. I can really appreciate a man who has a great, almost borderline offensive sense of humor - as do I- and intellect. I dislike stupidly. I want a guy who is overly affectionate yet still respectful and not just creepy. Is that too much to ask for these days? I’m accepting applications, but only one can stay. I may be young, but I don’t like to play games. I want a man who wants to get to know the real me, one who wants to stick by me through this hard time and go in half-sies on a baby in the future. So if you’re interested in living the calm suburban life with the whole white picket fence, golden retriever cliché… I’m your girl. This baby has had enough of the street life. Turns out they're right: the streets don’t love you back. All jokes aside, I’m really just a normal girl who likes normal girl things like romance novels and kissing in the rain. The only difference is that somewhere along the line I fell into the wrong crowd. I’m craving some soccer-mom normalcy, with a splash of PTA and HOA meetings in my life. My hair has gotten much lighter from the sun, still brown, but I think my hair is close enough to blonde for me to get along with the other soccer moms. Laughing but very serious. I can’t wait for us to attend our future child’s PTA meeting so we can embarrass her the way our parents did to us. Imagine the day we get to explain to her that she was conceived. Is it too soon to start thinking of baby names? You can contact me by mail or on the JPay website or app. Don’t be shy. I look forward to meeting you, Mr. Right.

Xoxo,
Kaylee Grigsby-Leinum

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