Become a Pen Pal with an Inmate - 44 year old male in Florence, CO

MUST WRITE THIS GUY FROM YOUR ADDRESS. NO FORWARDING MAIL.

Hold on, I'LL be right back!

I had to help an old lady cross the street. “Frisky lady” held on to my butt the whole way! Tied her shoe, took off jogging with a crooked grin… I notice a lady laughing. Ask, “you see that?” Following her glaze. “My eyes are up here.” Her, “yeah, but Granny just stole your wallet!”

The rest of the story? Turns out, Granny bakes a mean cookie, Some stuff you just can’t make up! Like, how I met my first love “from the back seat of a cop car”. That story makes me think “you come here often?” (laughing)

I'm fun! Inside, for “the law of attraction”. Got hypnotized! No seriously! Constantly trying to improve my quality of life. Focused on the wrong business, naturally, landed in this notorious prison where I just met you. I tied your shoes together, so don’t try to run.

I’m adventurous, and mischievous in all the charismatic ways. Ambitious, like-minded, dreamers create their ideal situations. What’s yours? Tired of “ho-hum, basic, attitudes”? Reach out! I’ll introduce you to Granny. Just watch your purse:)

My show’s starting “90 Day Fiance”. Laugh all you want. I gotta learn from someone's mistakes :) I love this show.

Contact Info: Directly. No messages, no 3rd party mail, the prison will reject them. Thanks.

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